Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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