Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Nickelback.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Anti Joke

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