The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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