how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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KONY 2012

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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YOU

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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