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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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