- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

guest what i love pancakes

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

for keeps?

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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