- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

obama

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Justin Bieber

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

why is pie good. because it just is.

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