- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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