- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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