hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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