- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

I read the terms of service.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Erectile Dysfunction.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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