ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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I love you

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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