So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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