nick ya honkin of b.o m8

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did Washington say to California? WC

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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