- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Laugh.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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