yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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This is funny.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Anti Joke

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