Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

you suck

Where can I apply for janitor school?

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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