- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Black people are the scum of the earth

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's two plus two? Window

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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