- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Your future.

scientology.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

My dad

No soap radio

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A woman comes at the doctor.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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