- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

im watching you..

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Who is it?

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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