How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

69

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

thumb_up thumb_down -3

more chocolate?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Will nearis is here! Get it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops