who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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