- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How would you rule?

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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