One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Jebron Lames.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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i just pooped that is all!

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I can count to potato.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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