- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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