What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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