- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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