- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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