One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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