A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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