There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Obama.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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OOOOPPS /

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Anti Joke

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