- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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