nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Your Mother

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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