Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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to get to the other side.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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