- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

800 people died last year. end of story

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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