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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

This sentence is a lie.

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