- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch