Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Keanu Reaves

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Your mom is so nice.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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