Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Justin Bieber.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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