Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Refrigerator

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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