- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

the holocaust

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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