What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

whos district champs not JM

im watching you..

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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