What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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knock knock no ones home

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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I'm hungry.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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