Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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i found waldo.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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