Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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