- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

scientology.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's 9+10? 19

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