Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Koalas mum is a slut

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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OOOOPPS /

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nice tits.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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tommy is retared

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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