- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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