- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Poop!!

Dislike this.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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