How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Buzi vagy!

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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